Thursday, August 21, 2014

"Retarded Rick Perry, A Texas Republican Champion!"

Retarded Rick Perry, A Texas Republican Champion!



There are 26 million people who live in Texas and they have repeatedly  elected Rick Perry as their leader. You are telling me Texas, that Rick Perry is the best that you have to offer? Rick Perry from Paint Creek, this retard has been eating to many Paint Chips down in that Paint Creek, he makes W. look like a Rhodes Scholar. Seriously Texas, I mean I am from Arkansas and we are looking at y'all like Damn really, Rick Perry has been your best politician worthy of being your Governor since W. WTF Texas? I thought you were better than that but apparently your entire state is full of retards. America just needs to follow your own advice and Don't Mess With Texas.  Rick Perry would have been roasted alive in Arkansas.  I know some Arkansas elementary school kids who could out debate this  paint chip eating, Texas Retard from Paint Creek. I  hope he runs for President and I hope all you Retards vote for him, because Hill Dog is going to eat his fucking lunch!

 Texans obviously are  Retards so they are oblivious to Rick Perry's Jedi Mind Tricks over them, but for the rest of America let me give you a reminder just how Retarded Rick Perry actually is...

 

Retarded Rick Perry, A Republican Champion!

Rick Perry is a fucking idiot example 1

Rick Perry's Debate Debacle...Oops! example 2

LOL HAHA Texas you suck for electing a Retard as your head leader, again, and again!! WTF? Oh lets continue!

Retarded Rick Puts Mitt In His Place example 3

Rick Perry says Bring It! example 4

Oh yea he just was arrested, have you seen his mug shot?

 

Retarded Rick Perry, A Texas Republican Champion!

 
 
Come On Texas...
 
Rick Perry has been the Governor of Texas for 14 years!!!!!! LOOOOL!!
 
-KG

 
 











Saturday, August 25, 2012

Hank Williams Jr, Why Are You A Retard?


Hank Williams Jr. Has Gone Off The Deep End!


I hate it too because I really liked Bocephus growing up in Arkansas you could not help but hear his music everywhere, on the radio, in restaurants, in concerts and on TV. One of my fondest memories of him was watching Monday Night Football's Theme Song for almost my entire life he was the man, and the current theme song with Faith Hill just does not get me hype at all, but  Hank has just become crazier and more demented in his old age. He got his theme song removed from MNF for comparing Obama to Hitler, which is beyond Retarded even for a Republican.


Hank Williams Jr. Is At It Again With His Retarded Rants!

Just recently at an upscale, classy concert at the Iowa State Fair, Bocephus exclaimed that, "We've Got A Muslim President who hates farming, hates the military, hates the US, and we hate him!!" and wouldn't you know that this was met with thunderous applause from the classy Iowan crowd. You forgot about the Birth certificate Hank, but it's OK because Romney is still bringing that up. How Retarded can Hank get, saying that Obama does not like the military??? Hello, he ordered the strike to murder that guy, what was his name? It rhymes with Obama? Oh yea, Osama Bin Laden! Obama had a plan of action and he has executed better than W. who just sent thousands of troops over  to the wrong fucking country, costing our nation billions of dollars a day to pay for a retarded war, and what good did it do? Iraq is fucked! "Mission Accomplished"

Hank Williams Jr. Is A Millionaire, But His Fans Are Not!

I does not surprise me at all that Hank is anti Obama, because he is mad that his taxes are going to be higher for once. The fact is that Hank is using Good Ole' Reaganomics on his fans just like Reagan himself did, however the nation realized  then that the trickle down policies just do not work and Republicans try to mask their hidden agenda to take from the poor and give to the rich by saying they are the party of family christian values and you better believe all the retarded baptists line up, even the black baptists, the retarded ones anyway.  

The Republican Convention Is Getting Some Big Name Bands Together 

 Like the Oak Ridge Boys and probably Bosephus himself, I wonder why all the good musicians do not want to be associated with the Republican Party? Hmmmmmm? Paul Ryan's favorite band Rage Against The Machine refused to play for him, but he ended up getting Good Ole' Kid Rock, who everyone knows is Bosephus's bastard son from the trailer park. Paul Ryan says that he likes to listen to "Bawitiba" in the Secret Service motorcade. Did he promise Kid Rock that he would make him The Secretary of Retard if they get elected? I do not think that all your homies in cell block 6 would respect that move Kid.



Friday, August 24, 2012

Paul Ryan Is Right Up There With Todd Akin

Everyone who follows politics has heard about Todd Akin's retarded comments during an interview recently.

Akin said,"First of all, from what I understand from doctors,(pregnancy from rape) is really rare, if it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try and shut that whole thing down."  What? Is the female body going to naturally create the morning after pill? Seriously, this guy is an elected official? The people of Missouri voted this retard into office? Which is no surprise really after two terms with Bush, but these comments just show that there still are millions of Retarded Republicans that vote each and every election, which is more than I can say for liberals who never vote.

Todd Akin has refused to drop out of the Senate race.

He knows he still has a fighting chance because the retards already elected him once to public office maybe they might do it again. Romney asked him to step down and Todd Akin is still running because nobody cares what Romney thinks  or says anyway, not even elected GOP officials! Burn!

Paul Ryan says he "disagrees" with Todd Akin's statements, but does he really?

How can Ryan  say he disagrees with Todd Akin when he has supported and voted on as a congressman every single anti- abortion stance possible?  Ryan has voted to have planned parenthood shut down, he voted to say that invetro fertilization is criminal, because in the process it gets rid of fertilized eggs and Ryan wrote and sponsored a "personhood" amendment which proclaims that life begins at conception!!!!!!!! This Son of a Bitch is crazy and a hypocrite, if men were the ones who got pregnant there would be an abortion clinic on every corner right next to the liquor store, in fact there would be a clinic in the liquor store. Ryan must also never have masturbated either because that is committing abortion, better yet genocide on millions of people when you flush that tissue down the toilet!! LOL! The Holocaust Dos! Romney and Ryan want to distance themselves from Todd Akin when at the same time they have the same beliefs as Akin,  they just do not want you to know it, they want to keep it on the Down Low or in the closet but their voting stance reveals otherwise. I wish Romney had some balls to say, Todd Akin You Sir, Are Fucked Up, but he did not and he gets an epic fail, which will cause him millions of female moderates who will now vote for Obama, which I am voting regardless for Obama and you should too, these Republican Candidates are as nutty as a fruit cake and they are proving it more so every single day. What is even more interesting are Republican Women who are in favor of Pro Life, women who believe in Todd Akin, Romney and Ryan, who will vote Republican regardless of whatever retarded speech farts out of their Candidates mouths. Let me ask you this question, then I will stop for now, if you are a Republican, one of the basic principals of Reaganomics is a limited government, then why is it that you want the government to have control over the most precious thing out there, your body?? It just does not make sense because the Republican Party in fact does not make sense.... Burn... Even God does not like the Republicans, that is why is sent a Hurricane their way for the GOP convention. Maybe god is a women? Just kidding, I do not believe that god gives a shit, we are on our own, which is why this election is so important and why democracy is vital to American success. Democracy should prove that the majority of Americans will get it right the majority of the time, and hopefully, the people will get it right.

 KG

PS The Founding Fathers were Not Christians, They were Deists and Thank God that they were!

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Empire State Building Shooting Newest Evidence That America Need Gun Reform

The Empire State Building Shooting Proves Yet Again That New Gun Laws Are Needed.

Jeffrey Johnson a 52 year old disgruntled employee opened fire on his boss after being fired from a women's apparel store. 8 people were injured two were killed including the gunman, the police opened fire on JJ killing him on the street in front of the Empire State Building. Mayor Bloomberg said that "New York, is not immune to gun violence." Even though the Big Apple has some of the most strict gun laws in the nation, yet again it is far to easy for a deranged retard to get a hold of a firearm and unleash carnage  on the unsuspecting public. I own several guns, however I know I am not going to go on a vigilante killing spree, but you never know who is about to go postal on the public and this Empire State Building Shooing is just the newest example that something needs to be done. I know that the right to bear arms is the second amendment, however the British are not coming.

With the shooting at the Colorado movie theater and today with the Empire State Building Shooting, it seems that murder is on the media everyday, you turn on the news and see who was murdered today. It is not safe outside anymore, the population of crazy people is at an all time high. With all of the violence in media  we have become numb to the horrible carnage that has become an everyday event, something that Americans just have to deal with, get used to it, because we have the right to bear arms. Something has to be done or it is just a matter of time before the next Empire State Building Shooting happens again.

Witnesses declare it was "Pure Chaos!", which seems to sum up the feeling of the entire nation. The Empire State Building Shooting needs to be a turning point in our nation, there needs to be reformed gun laws, especially in big cities where there is no reason to have a gun, except for self defense, but it seems to me like you might need a weapon if everyone and their grandma has one, something needs to be done. People are afraid that giving up their guns means that our government has complete control over the people, in a nation founded on war, is it not time to put the guns down?

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Thursday, August 2, 2012

JFK and Bing Crosby Kicked IT Like Rick James and Charley Murphy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-GUJIi7OEM youtube video http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2096770/JFK-took-virginity-White-House-intern-Mimi-Alford-19.html News Article Apparently, JFK and Bing Crosby kicked it like Rick James and Charley Murphy out in the desert , according to MIMI Alford, JFK made her sniff some "sex drugs" amyl nitrates" (Was the President getting this young woman high on bath salts, I guess this was like some 1960's ecstasy dust) and told her to have sex with Charley Murphy, I mean Dave Powers, the "First Friend" , while Jack watched....in silence. According to Mimi, JFK seduced her, took her virginity and showed her his O face in Jacki O's bedroom, what a dick move. She only referred to him as Mr. President throughout their almost two year affair right up to his assassination. The last time they "met" was in a New York hotel room, while she was engaged to be married, a week before his assassination in Dallas, TX. This story did surface a few months ago and I do not think that anyone is really surprised by this especially after stories of Marilyn Monroe getting smanged out by both the Kennedy brothers, but still she waited 50 years to come out with this, she could have made it all up, but probably not because JFK was like a pit bull with the pink thing hanging out, you know, the Red Rocket. For a Man to cheat on a woman as classy and beautiful as Jackie, is nothing but an asshole. However, women are suckers for a man with absolute power and when your every woman's fantasy, it must have been extremely hard , obviously too hard to pass up on all that trim. Nobody's Perfect. Mimi the aide who aided the President, in many ways this country is indebted to your year of service, servicing the President. You deserve a medal, a ribbon, and a blue dress with a few stains on it, but its still good if you take it to the cleaners a few times, and spray it with some 409, and a cookie, not just any cookie baby you get an Oreo. You kept the President's head and mind clear with all those under the table blow jobs during the Cuban Missile Crisis, you double-handedly saved America from a Nuclear War. May Southern Baptist baby Jesus Bless You Sweetheart, you doll you. KG

I like Chik-fil-a But Not Mike Huckabee

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-08-01/chik-fil-a-appreciation-day-gay-marriage/56668468/1 I like Chik-fil-a but not Mike Huckabee, he went to the local Chik-fil-a to endorse the New "Jesus Chicken" Sandwich, and the "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" Combo Meal which makes me want to boycott Chik-fil-a just because he wants to support them. I really do not care about the same sex marriage statements made by Cathy, (I plead the first, while dave chappelle pleads the "fif") but obviously millions of people are in an outrage, I just hate Fuckabee so much, that I am willing to give up those delicious waffle fries and sweet tea. I started to really loath Fuckabee when he was the Governor of my Natural State. I went into a local Target and saw there was a donations box, not to kids with cancer, or to tiny tim who needs some new crutches, but the donations box was actually for the Trillionaire Fuckabee for being such a wonderful governor and there was a picture of Him and his bulldog Janet, I wanted to buy Janet some Kibble and Mike a copy of the "Thomas Jefferson Bible", which ends when they roll a stone over the grave, that's right, Thomas Jefferson did not believe in the Resurrection, news flash neither did George Washington or B Fiddy, these men were Deists and thank god that they were because otherwise our country would be even more fucked than it is right now! Do not get me wrong, I do not dislike Huckabee just because he is a Christian, in fact some of the most righteous and kind people in this world are Christians, but then again I have met some wonderful people from all sorts of religions, that Christians would deem taboo. I do not like Mike Huckabee because he is a Southern Baptist Bigot, who thinks the earth is like 7 thousand years old and he does not believe in evolution and obviously, same sex marriage, which he demonstrated by eating 666 "Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve" Combo meals at Chik-fil-a recently. He also wants to eliminate abortion which I am dead set against! First of all, every man is a hypocrite on this issue, if a woman wants to argue with me about this, then I will politely listen to her, I'll think she is "special", but I will listen to her none the less, and respect her opinion, but then I will ask her this, "So, you want the government to be in control of your body?" and I have actually had women (in Arkansas, the buckle of the bible belt) tell me with a resounding, YES! This scares the Jesus out of me! One of the core principals of being a Republican is less government interference, in business, taxes, and life in general, leave us alone Washington basically. Yet, you have these conservative people wanting the government to have direct control over the most precious thing, yourself. The shit just doesn't make any sense. With men on the issue of abortion and pro life I just do not want to hear your hypocritical Bull Shit, because every time you masturbate you just committed abortion, in fact you just committed mass genocide, you're going to hell boy with all that whacking in my shed! If men were like Sea Horses and we had to give birth, there would be an abortion clinic on every corner right next to the liquor store, in fact it probably would be in the L Store. "Hey you ready to check out sir?" Budweiser "beep", Patron "beep", Abortion "beep" Alright, Kyle see you next week! KG PS. Check out how you can blog your way to financial freedom. Follow the link, join the Empower Network and start blogging!! http://www.empowernetwork.com/almostasecret.php?id=kyle_graves

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Trump Is Teabagging The Tea Party!

Donald Trump gave a speech in Florida to the tea baggers hinting at a Presidential campaign run. He vowed that Obama will go down in history as the worst President ever. Wow, he actually believes that ole "W" was a better President? Why is that? Maybe because ole bushy gave the richest people in America tax breaks, which let Trump stack his gold even higher, while the lower middle class was abandoned. Bush was the ANTI ROBIN HOOD, stealing from the poor and giving to the rich! He was so bad that Americans voted a black dude in as President, ending the white streak of Presidents and finally putting some color in the white house.

Right now America is at a crossroads. Can Democrats and Republicans come together to help America climb out of debt? As of right now the solution is as clear as mud, the democrats have procrastinated the spending problem,however the Rich REPUBLICANS want to cut everything except their own salaries, this seems like a job for The Donald! SIKE!